Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
Jack Harkness /dʒækˈhɑː(ɹ)knɛs/: Time Agent from the 51st century. Made immortal after being killed by a Dalek and then brought back to life by the Bad Wolf. The Face of Boe, they called him.
I just think I might be able to put your mind at ease. There might be…an explanation if you saw-
Bitch, I’m Flawless
I hope when Blackbeard is on the show someone ships him with Belle and calls it “Black Beauty”